CLICK HERE FOR BLOGGER TEMPLATES AND MYSPACE LAYOUTS »

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the poeple I had to kill today
Because they ticked me off!!

Help me to always give 100% at work.

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

Help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to tick me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only four to extend my finger and pull the trigger!

Amen, and stuff.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love this post! Thanks for sharing it with us.
Jo

Tam said...

HI came over from Sits! this is too funny!

Tam said...

I check your profile...I know your very small town...lol I am grew up in Fredericksburg actaully Stafford Virginia??? Do you know that area? I know live in GA but all my peeps still live up in VA!