Ok, so I've now given the girls their laugh of their day. First of all, if injuries make you cringe, now might be a good time to start reading.
The other morning I was rushing around, trying to get ready for work, and realized that my clothes were just a little to wrinkled for my taste. Well. I pulled the iron out, plugged it in, and kept on gettin' ready. Whipped off my clothes, and starting whisking away with the iron. Weeellll. Just as I was finishing a swipe closest to me, I leaned in as I pulled the iron towards the inside of the board and . . . yeah. The side of the iron side swipped my stomach! Now, it really didn't hurt so much as startle me, and then I realized what a total dork I was . . . and got ready for work. That night in the shower. . . yowza! Pain! I have a beautiful burn, about 5" long, running long ways. Yeah. That's right. I'm the idiot who tried to iron her belly into submission. I think maybe diet and exercise really IS the best option!!!! Please tell me you're laughing right about now. So, let's tally. In October, I kicked the stick, straight into my foot. Last month, I splashed hot oil on same said stomach and toes. And, then the iron. Someone please save me from myself!!!
The other morning I was rushing around, trying to get ready for work, and realized that my clothes were just a little to wrinkled for my taste. Well. I pulled the iron out, plugged it in, and kept on gettin' ready. Whipped off my clothes, and starting whisking away with the iron. Weeellll. Just as I was finishing a swipe closest to me, I leaned in as I pulled the iron towards the inside of the board and . . . yeah. The side of the iron side swipped my stomach! Now, it really didn't hurt so much as startle me, and then I realized what a total dork I was . . . and got ready for work. That night in the shower. . . yowza! Pain! I have a beautiful burn, about 5" long, running long ways. Yeah. That's right. I'm the idiot who tried to iron her belly into submission. I think maybe diet and exercise really IS the best option!!!! Please tell me you're laughing right about now. So, let's tally. In October, I kicked the stick, straight into my foot. Last month, I splashed hot oil on same said stomach and toes. And, then the iron. Someone please save me from myself!!!
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